Wednesday, July 6, 2011

SAPA // Land of "You buy from ME?"


We managed to catch an overnight train from Hanoi to Lao Cai, the border that meets its neighbouring country – China. The four soft sleeper cabin was a perfect fit for us with Shuyi and Mama taking over the bottom half while Ian and I, on the upper level. Lights were out 30 minutes after departure and from there on, a demonized orchestra has awakened. Screeching sounds of rusty breaks sang with dissonant tunes as random stops were heavily amplified with a rhapsody of ritenuto and ralletando tempo. The disjointed melody was accompanied by percussion of doors banging and metal windows clanging away. From time to time, the air conditioner decides to plunder our unsettled rest with its empty filter, coughing out nothing but wailing sounds of freon heat. The music was desynchronized and a chronodisruption piece. It sounded like an echoing tragedy of mourners, lamenting praises for the dead.





After 15 hours, the train came to a halt. Alas, the perennially discordant orchestra has come to an end. As I looked across from me, a silhouette shadow of G-Giddy had just woken up. We frantically scrambled out from the train and managed to find the driver to our hotel. As soon as we left the station, defeated Ian melted into his seat and passed out, trying to recover from the sublime order of the train ride experience. I don't think the van ride was any different as his head was constantly obtruding into his neighbour for a good hour before we arrive at Sapa. On our way up, I was struck by a few men standing behind a parked van, looking down the barren forest with such enthusiasm. My first naive thought was that an accident had occurred. As our van drove closer to the scene, my vision became clearer, slowly shifted to what looked, to me, like a spout of water spraying out at a level high enough to finally comprehend the truth. These men were answering nature's call by pissing out in the open. As contaminated my mind was, I never expected to witness an act of such public display. I prudently looked away and giggled with embarrassment.




"Hello, what's your name? Where you from?" an overtly friendly H'mong girl asked as soon as we got off from our van. The H'mong tribes, (supposedly means “Free People”), were the majority of inhabitants in Sapaland. Different ethnic groups can easily be identified by the color of their clothes. Dark blue cloth embroidered with crude strips of colorful patterns, were loosely wrapped around their bodies like kimonos, while their calves were tightly bound with thinner strips. Most adults wore miniscule red or blue turban bands twined on their heads, some festooned with different headdresses like dangling ornate beads, tassel necklaces and bangles of different sizes.




Of the two days at Sapa, our excursion to the paddy field was my favorite. We had a tour guide taking us to the villages. The morning was flooded with drizzles of light rain and slight chills. It was hard for us to comprehend beyond a certain vicinity as the mountains were heavily covered with a blanket of thick fog. Our only source of compass was the tour guide, with trails of colorful ponchos and umbrellas everyone in our group was carrying that day. As we walked up the windy paved roads, I realized that I was no longer dodging motorized vehicles, (well maybe a few buses or motorbikes here and there), but instead, animals - big and small. Buffalos, chickens, goats, wild boards and even pigs, like motorbikes in Hanoi, own the roads of Sapa, walking at the slowest pace possible, some lazing around with no fear of anything or anyone but the little boy, holding a thin rattan cane. Dodging trails of feces, left by the delinquent big and smalls, our tour guide ushered us up the valley with care. We met a few H'mong girls along the way, roaming around the village and a few jovial ones eventually joined us. They showered us with a few hellos, smiled coyly, some staring curiously, but all were, yet again, eager to pepper us with their basic English Q&As. Little did we know that their friendliness pretensions were a plot, or should I say, an ambush. One by one, the little ladies trickled into a circle around us, holding up kaleidoscopes of rainbow colored souvenirs right at our faces. They were in eager desperation to publicize their work of art, in hopes of selling a bangle or two by the end of the excursion. “ You buy from me? ” that's the ONE phrase I keep hearing them say throughout the walk. Showing no interest at all, I pulled a smile on my face and walked silently up the pathway myself. Mama and Shuyi, however, were lured into their vivid portrayal of secret sweetness and innocence. Like gullible lambs aimlessly flocking into the den of a hungry lion, it was a hopeless battle to escape as Mama and Shuyi finally gave in and bought a few silver wristlets from them.



I stumbled upon a few children, on my way up the gritty pathway. Like any normal kids, they were hyper, angelic and playful. The little ones wore hand-me-down clothes two to three size bigger than their scrawny little bodies, every exposed skin was covered with layers of mud, dried up and possibly uncleaned for days. Crinkled mucus flowing from their nostrils to their mouths looked like stalactites hanging out from a cave. The dripstone snots seemed to have dried up and naturally evolved into larger columns of clumps overtime, dangling like an Indian nose ring left and right. Unlike kids from the urban cities, plastic toys or even Nintendo games were nowhere to be found in this village. Instead, any natural resources they could find or grasp on, be it an insect, muddy soil from the ground or even catching fishes in the sea, were their playtoys. I could not help but to observe a little boy picking up a dragonfly, torturing the insect by tearing its abdomen apart with a forceful kill. He then offered the body of the dragonfly to his little brother as he happily skipped away, jostling around with the head like a mask of a lion dance. This, to them, is their simple childhood enjoyment in life.



As we continued walking up the mountain, the afternoon sun took over the cold breeze and the fog slowly drifted away and dispersed into thin air. We reached at a peak where I was finally able to catch a glimpse of the clear landscape for the first time. It was then that every joints and limbs of my body refused to move. I stood immobilized, devoid of character, for a good 10 minutes. Stragglers behind me immediately jolted in response to my sudden halt. All looked on and there it was, right before us – the paddy gold mine of Sapa, the most spectacular view I've ever encountered. One angle after another, I was showered with thoughts of the unreal “Someone pinch me, please. Pinch me right now.... ”. Since dawn, trails of thick fog had taken refuge over the peak of the mountains and underneath them all, yawned an infinite piece of freshly cultivated land. Transitioning from the busy Quarters of Hanoi to tranquil Sapa, I was awe-struck and speechless as this seemed too surreal for me to materialize. Vietnam boasts of its richness in agriculture and is the second-largest rice exporter in the world. Chiseled at 90 degrees, following the contours of the mountain descending in a staircase manner, the terraced land was filled with Vietnam's precious paddy stalks, all planted in straight rows. I was told by our tour guide that the cultivation method between the North and South are different. Instead of individually planting stalks in straight rows, the Southerners scattered the seeds all over the flooded pad. Living as one of the lowest common denominator in Asia, water buffalos, were the cheapest machinery service they could afford for ploughing their rice fields. These animals spend most of their time in the fields, if not grazing away, they submerge their tired bodies in the muddy waters, just to enjoy the cool temperature and waiting for the next task to begin. I vainly attempted to take off my shoes just to experience the water that floods the fields, perhaps joining the water buffalos and the tribal workers, laboring in the squelching mud of a rice paddy. The sophisticated water irrigation systems for the field's daily consumption is a clever idea and very well-thought out, with its upper region holding the deepest flooding, descending downstream to the lower floods. Based on laws of physics, gadgets were built using conventional materials like bamboos woven with ropes made from local bush plants to serve as an extra device used to grind rice. These canals were cleverly built linking the rice fields together, with water flowing endlessly through a puzzling yet organized maze. Our van awaits at the end of the gate as the tour has finally come to an end. I turned and looked back for the very last time.....

I did not speak ...

.....but I saw it all....

.... The Paddy Gold Mine of Sapa.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

HANOI // The Honking that pollutes the air.



Our first entry... HANOI.


The plane ride from Hong Kong to Hanoi was somewhat disturbing as I was being noticed by a fair amount of perverted men. Shuyi and I were seated a few rows away from Ian and his mom. Trust me, I was wearing a normal denim skirt and a regular T-Shirt and yet, all eyes were on my big, pale thighs. What's wrong with my thighs? Was it because of its hugeness? Why not Shuyi but mine? Why why why? One even stood up from behind and literally stared down like a hungry vulture, ready to attack its prey. I had no choice but to deviate away from these disgusting people, dragging Shuyi along with me to join the rest of our party a few seats ahead. Note to self : The denim skirt is a fail and never to be worn throughout the trip.

We landed on time that evening. Being a proud Malaysian for once, there was no need for a visa and I had no problem going through the customs. But my fellow US friends had a long way to go. As I stood at one corner, guarding our belongings, I couldn't help but to notice Ian's mom sliding a 10 US dollar bill together with her application. She then spoke to the officer in Vietnamese and within minutes, their lines were cut short. All three were able to skip the queue. On a side note, a Eurasian lady was held for not obtaining a visa before entering Vietnam. Her charge for a release? 250 US Dollars. She agreed anyway and was told to sit at one corner while they process her application.... behind closed doors, I assume. I was amazed at such easy bribery. The country has long valued its openness to tourism, tolerance and the quality of services available. But the amount of corruption and infectious greed in this government is still embedded in them. I've been warned about this, and I cannot believe this is actually happening right in front of my eyes.... in a casual and open manner too!

Our arrival at the hotel was greeted with a splash of dirty water on our taxi, a grandeur entry presented by the lady living upstairs. The hotel was located right across from a night club with flashing neon lights and women in skimpy dresses walking in and out from the club. As we walked into the hotel lobby, we suddenly realized that the name of the hotel was completely different from what we had in mind. After much argument, the receptionist insisted that we take a look at the rooms before deciding. But of course, transitioning from a newly upscale and contemporary hotel in Hong Kong to a low budget hostel in Vietnam, the comfort, cleanliness and service was incomparable and non-passable in our eyes. I was reluctant to say yes but knowing that similar conditions would occur again, we came to face reality and agreed to stay for one night as a trial.

By 10pm, the noise outside our hotel did not subside but instead, increased, with motorbikes, being the king of the street, honking their ways around the Quarters like nobody's business. At this hour too, many locals were seen, sitting on midget-sized plastic stools at every corner of the narrow streets, devouring bowls of noodle soup specially prepared right in front of them. This reminded me of Malaysian hawker stalls but in a far more dodgier fashion.

As we retire to our rooms, I have an inkling that the bustling sounds of annoyance would haunt us again when morning comes.....

....and I was right. The noise increased by three folds! Not only were we disturbed by the noise but traumatized by the massive amount of vehicles hogging the streets. Everyday is a busy working day for these people and the Road Rules in Vietnam were... Wait a minute....what rules? There's NONE, foo! Street lights were merely Christmas ornaments to these people while motorized vehicles, ranging from motorbikes, cars, lorries, buses and even bicycles and trishaws impatiently weaving through each other, including YOU, the pedestrians! And for what sort of reason? The easy answer to this is to avoid accidents. One would normally honk when they see a plausible obstruction in front of them, supposedly informing the obstructers to get their asses out of their way. But despite all these, accidents have surprisingly been avoided. Ian told me later that night that Mama was terrified when crossing the streets. I thought to myself “Well, who wouldn't be?”. Not having touched the soil to her native land since 1975, one would understand that all these chaotic transformation would overwhelm her left and right. The incessant honking and condensed atmosphere leaves her no choice but implode her thoughts with utter disgust. All I could see in her eyes was fear, claustrophobia overshadowed with doubts to continue her travels. Vietnam definitely has changed and is different from what she would envisioned.




Shuyi and I parted ways with Ian and his mom the next morning. The search for Ian's family members in Hanoi would be their main priority for that day and as for the both of us, we had no specific plans in mind but to venture around town and hopefully, not get lost. As usual, my camera never stopped snapping every nook and cranny of Hanoi. This includes fruits or vegetable sellers, many of them actually, carrying their daily source of income with two baskets tied onto a bamboo stick on each end. Some were contented to carry in such a way, gave in and started using a bicycle or the motorbike. I've come to realize that there are no specific location or market (as modern day calls it) to selling their goods. Instead, sellers would set down their baskets at a random corner, starts selling for a good ten minutes before disembarking to their next potential location. No permits required and pretty efficient, I must say.




I was very much immersed in the aesthetics of the old heritage Hanoi. To me, the country still lives in the dark ages. The architecture is distinctly interesting with a touch of French-Noir influence here and there. Some places were poorly maintained and some evolved into a contemporary architecture altogether. Every store seemed to have an old sliding grill attached too. Intricately carved out details on the window sills caught my attention as they reminded me of my childhood days climbing on the windows to my Ah Ma's home. As we walk out of Old Quarters, one can easily tell the difference between the wealthy and the poor both were somewhat separated by a roundabout close to the Lake. Only the wealthy elite can afford to pay the bribes, so they run most of the businesses and get a de facto monopoly at a nicer area while the poorer ones continued on at the Old Quarters. I was surprised to see that every vendors on each street sells the same items too– one street would be selling toys, another - gold, and the next – shoes, the list goes on. Granted the streets at the Quarters were short but every stall was small and tightly sandwiched next to each other like sardines in a can. There's definitely alot of competition involved on every street but unfortunately, very little gain. They play the business so compulsively, it often completely distracts them from matters of survival. There is no incentive to grow and improve, so most businesses aren't developing as much. Sad but true.

Maybe it's just me but coming from the US, I've also come to learn that mild acclimatization is quite possible whilst traveling in Vietnam. The frigid temperature was hard to endure as everyone was often times cranky and frustrated. Ian, being a hairy golden monkey, was profusely sweating while I was close to pulling my hair en route. Not only that, I would find ways to get back to the hotel just to splash or wipe myself down with wet towels. The humidity was overpowering and debilitating our walk around town. We would constantly stop for a Smoothie with no food in mind at all... How strange.

The beef of my night was a brief visit to the 5000-dong beer. Shuyi and I met up with Wilson and two of his friends (Caren and Karen) to enjoy a fine dining French cuisine dinner. On our way to the bar after dinner, we stopped at a crowded stall with a mixture of foreigners and locals. Wilson presented this place as the “Cheapest Beer in Town”. The taste of the beer was on the lighter side but I was more curious to know if the beer was intended to be at lukewarm temperature? Or did the heat in Hanoi affected the beer since kegs were left out in the open without care? We were given our individual midget stools to sit on while waiting for our drafts. I was all smile for the rest of the night as this was a complete switch from a fancy dinner we just had. I, in turn, preferred the peasant way of fooding and drinking. And boy, 25 cents beer? We're movin' to Vietnam, baby! Definitely an interesting experience... was good times. While chugging down my last sip of beer, a flashing thought passed through my mind as I wished Ian would join us earlier to savor and drink up like old times.


Sunday, July 3, 2011

Vietnam 2011

Sisterly lovePumpkin SmilePineapple ladyStreet view Old QuartersInteriorBaby Umbrella
Lady waitingGreen doorWest LakeTough climbSelling fruitsPigeon Nyum Nyum
Head of a Cho? Chor? Choi?Sapa - Hard at workSapa - Hard at workSapa - Hard at workSapa - Hard at workBoy at work
Sapa - Hard at workRestingHeading homeSapa - Hard at workEarly riserWhile waiting

Vietnam 2011, a set on Flickr.

May 28 - June 13 2011

Monday, June 27, 2011

VIETNAM - A Simple plan Manifesto


VIETNAM

Date // May 28 – June 13 2011

Stragglers // BJiNTonic, Ian G-Giddy Mankowski, PikaShu Wu, Mama Pham




After days of hardcore planning, our Vietnam adventure has finally arrived! And the question is - did we come up with a plan?

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NIL


But there's definitely A plan, alright – a plan to travel from North to South, using Hanoi as a launching point and Ho Chi Minh City, the grand finale. That's about it.


Savvy indeed.


Monday, April 18, 2011

Discoveries at Topanga State Park


Adventure date // Apr 18 2011
Stragglers // Nitant Karnik, Winn O'Brien, Catherine Yoo, BJiNTonic
Total distance hike // 6.7 miles



[ 1 ] Vast amount of Viridiplantaes.















[ 2 ] Some taller than the others.















[ 3 ] Three uniquely dressed nomads.















[ 4 ] Two looking back....















[ 5 ] Started taking pics....
















[ 6 ] One.... straggled from behind.

















[ 7 ] The truth to Christopher Columbus's misnomer beliefs - a real INDIAN!!!















[ 8 ] The amazing rock horizon formation - full of CaCO3 goodness!

















[ 9 ] A Manhole that leads to eternity.













[ 10 ] The rattle snake that fakes death.
















[ 11 ] Bugs that F**K in public.
















[ 12 ] Nipple rock - CHUP-A-CHUP.
























[ 13 ] Heaven can wait.... BUT NOT THIS ONE...

Sunday, April 17, 2011

LA LA LAND

Can't believe it's been 1/2 a year since I moved to LALA Land! Time sure flies. If you're asking if I like it, all I can say is - SO FAR SO GOOD, lotsa booze, lotsa good food and definitely plenty of career opportunities for me. The feeling of getting choked in the throat went away and I can't thank everyone in LA enough for helping and guiding me through thick and thin during my tormenting times.

Hugs and turbo jåger to all....

*MUAKS*